I'm thanking you now! Here in Britain we have red squirrels and grey squirrels. The grey squirrels are North American imports. They are bullies and are pushing the red squirrels out of their native habitat. I don't think anyone would mind if I trained a bunch of them to sweep my patio and wash my dishes. I'm willing to pay lots of peanuts to see it. But the red ones? Maybe they could just sit around and drink some of those little cocktails with pineapple and umbrellas and chat to me about squirrel things. Get a little of their own back, hmmm?